Tico Review
Tico Review
Tico Review
Tico Review

Drinks

2.56

We'd be negligent brunch reviewers if we didn't pay an extra $6 for the upgraded bottomless package, but while we appreciate the panoply of options (margaritas, sangrias, non-orange mimosas), none are terribly memorable.

Food

2.53

The tapas style leads you down some fun paths you're unlikely to expore otherwise (rotini mac and cheese, churros!), but the menu's a little too blatantly executing the let's-fill-them-up-on-carbs strategy to really enjoy.

Service

3.86

Our lovely server handled our myriad of drink requests with aplomb, and even snuck us a few extra plates after a quickly enforced hour-and-a-half timer.

Ambiance

2.22

For how artful the interior is, the vibe is remarkably staid, and the formulaic feel isn't helped by the dedication to that 90-minute limit.

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