Don't be tricked by the variety -- the (fresh-squeezed!) orange is the way to go, even if one of our glasses also carried a few unidentifiable little specks we'd generously term "earthy."

The "brunch special" is a bit of a scam designed to trick you into ordering a croissant, but the full menu's also on offer, and we heartily endorse getting a plate of aushak, excellent Afghan dumplings.

Mimosa deliveries are inconsistent, although we appreciate the opportunity for a last-call for drinks instead of a hard cutoff.

The dining room has a cozy, bright feel, which couldn't be more opposite from whatever's going on in the basement. Don't break the seal.