At $34.99 for an entree and a variety of bottomless drinks (including coffee!), you'll rarely find a cheaper option, and that's not even counting the goodbye shot they'll throw in at the end.

The menu's standard Mexican fare with some egg options because brunch, but with generous chip refillings, you won't leave hungry.

If you're going to serve watered-down margaritas, there's no better way to compensate than providing carafes of them from the get-go and continuing well beyond the stated two-hour limit.

If the sounds of Medium Rare's significantly more bumping brunch directly below don't inspire too much jealousy, you'll come to appreciate the quaint interior and delightfully colorful decor.