The Orange Crushes are a unique draw, but like its sister restaurant across Dupont Circle, they're watered down and at $27 for only 90 minutes of consumption, unlikely to get you where you want to go.

The maple pancake bun on the breakfast sandwich, however, is an innovation that will absolutely leave you wanting no more. The only demerits come from the plastic silverware, which, let's be honest, is a little tacky.

Refills are aplenty; despite the menu's proclamation that "it's a marathon, not a sprint," the number of 22-year-olds pounding Bud Lights seems to have convinced servers that most patrons see things differently.

In addition to the gorgeous patio, in the most un-ironic way we can possibly say this, The Admiral's lit.