HalfSmoke Review



Leaving a champagne flute unfinished is typically verboten, but these mimosas are so sugary it became accepted practice, at least for a weekend. You can mix and match flavors, which at least makes for a nice picture.



There's no option that won't leave you feeling a little defeated, but what else are you at a sausage restaurant for, anyway?



Sitting outside carries a strong risk of being forgotten, though when they remember they'll at least apologetically bring out carafes of mimosas.



As far as we're aware, this is the only brunch spot to hand you menus in Five Star binders or place your checks in Disney VHS cases, so that's a thing.

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January 13, 2024

Bindaas Review


Foggy Bottom


A single mimosa option's all that's on offer, but with saffron and some other mystery ingredients it doesn't get tiresome, and just as importantly, it's included with a brunch entree for the low, low price of $32.

July 15, 2023

Hank's Oyster Bar Review

Hank's Oyster Bar

Dupont Circle


Classic brunch items are on offer and quite generously portioned, but if you're into beach-adjacent animals, we'd endorse switching over to the main menu

We're like the postmen. We brunch in rain, sleet, or snow

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