Johnny Pistolas Review

Drinks

2.65

There's little variety -- hope you're in the mood for orange juice! -- but the mimosas are strong, if served out of a plastic Bud Light pitcher.

Food

1.01

Mexican-"inspired" might be a generous way of putting things; while we know brunch is largely an exercise in paying hefty prices for meals we can make ourselves, shelling out $15 for a beans-and-rice bowl topped with an egg puts that acceptance to the test.

Service

2.79

Refills are quick, but less impressive given the notable lack of other patrons.

Ambiance

1.22

Did we mention that the mimosas are served from plastic Bud Light pitchers?

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Mt Vernon

3.38

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The Harp Cask & Kiln Review

The Harp Cask & Kiln

Brookland

3.61

The Harp fittingly doubles as a Premier League watch hub, so brunching here means sharing the space with a lovely crowd of soccer fans, which livens the energy right up until you realize how long the bathroom line is.

We're like the postmen. We brunch in rain, sleet, or snow

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