Both red and white sangria are readily available, as you'd expect, but like any good brunch, you're free to switch to a mimosa at any point. There's also a vaguely alcoholic coffee drink, but that's not why we're here. Slight demerits for the Bloody Mary-like shot that's so repulsive even the drink being free doesn't redeem it.
If you can withstand their attempt to ruin your appetite with bread, an excellent array of meat and potatoes line the brunch tapas menu, refilled upon minimal request.
They're surprisingly chill about bringing out birthday arrangements twice (perhaps less surprising given that the birthday arrangements are a complimentary basket of churros), and generally handled our continual beverage switches with aplomb.
Don't expect a walk-in, or even a noon table, but the atmosphere and the challenge of an all-you-can-eat menu results in a pleasantly frenetic experience that ends all too quickly.
Eastern Market, Capitol Hill
The perfect weather might be inflating our rating of their patio, but even if you're stuck inside, the fish-lined walls are a nice touch.
The classic OJ is light enough on the champagne to be part of a complete breakfast
We're like the postmen. We brunch in rain, sleet, or snow
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