Top 5 Pizza Brunches

Top 5 Pizza Brunches

February 14, 2023

We love a classic brunch dish here at Bottomless Bros HQ — haters be damned, give us eggs, home fries, and bacon — but we understand that meal isn’t for everyone. So what if you just got a big giant pizza instead?

Fortunately, exactly five bottomless spots in DC offer #pizzabrunch, and if you’ve spent even a little bit of time perusing our Takes section, you know that’s just enough for another list.
Sette Osteria

#5

Sette Osteria

There are plenty of omelets on the brunch menu (twelve, somehow), but the brunch flatbreads give you the opportunity to put the egg on a pizza, and Sette's generous service affords you plenty of time to finish it.

Number of Pizza Options

19

Most Exciting Pizza Option

Nutella (banana, strawberries, nutella, caramel sauce)

Little Coco's

#4

Little Coco's

We had our issues, as the score shows, but they weren't with the pizza. Even the wall decor is pizza-themed (think the iconic E.T. movie poster, except the Earth is a pie), and with both the pizzas and bottomless drinks running you less than $20, the menu speaks to the affordability of #pizzabrunch.

Number of Pizza Options

9

Most Exciting Pizza Option

Smoked Salmon (white sauce, smoked salmon, caper, red onion, arugula)

Matchbox

#3

Matchbox

The "brunch bundle" includes what's effectively a pizza appetizer (garlic pizza bread) before a standard brunch entree, but if you don't want to shell out $35 for that hearty platter, we strongly recommend shifting over to the lunch menu, where even most 14-inch pizzas don't exceed $20; it makes for an excellent complement to a make-your-own mimosa setup with five different flavor choices.

Number of Pizza Options

10

Most Exciting Pizza Option

Fig + Prosciutto (roasted garlic puree, blue cheese crumbles, black pepper honey, mozz, arugula)

RedRocks

#2

RedRocks

Dining on a snowy winter day surely buoyed our opinion, but the interior's exceptionally cozy, feeling like a cross between your neighborhood bar and pizza parlor. You may have to do a bit of math to decide between the $20 bottomless deal plus an a la carte pizza or $40 for bottomless, a pizza, and coffee (!), but it's an exceptional price either way, made all the better by RedRocks' willingness to keep mimosas flowing well past two hours.

Number of Pizza Options

14 (plus two calzones)

Most Exciting Pizza Option

Ananas (tomato sauce, mozzarella, crispy prosciutto, pineapple)

All-Purpose

#1

All-Purpose

The Aperol spritzes are a welcome brunch touch, and the warm interior has rustic chic covered, but we're here to talk about the pizza. While a tad pricier than the other #pizzabrunch spots on this list (the fancier pies run you over $20, and the aforementioned spritzes are another $23), with its perfectly doughy crusts, there's a reason it's a regular entrant on D.C. best pizza lists, brunch aside.

Number of Pizza Options

8

Most Exciting Pizza Option

Enzo The Baker (tomato, mozz, capicola bacon, spicy chilies, pickled peppers, red onion, pecorino Romano)

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Baby Shank

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2.94

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PLANTA Queen

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3.32

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Casta's Rum Bar Review

Casta's Rum Bar

West End, Foggy Bottom

3.50

Disappointingly, the bottomless deal only covers mimosas ($25 for a make-your-own situation), so mojitos are off the table at this Cuban restaurant unless you spend $80 on a cocktail tower that purportedly serves 8.

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